3:00 AM | Not since Sir Elton John tottered onstage under a powdered wig the size of the Matterhorn have the words ''I want to wear something discreet, not too show-offy'' been less likely to have been uttered by a major recording artist, and Madonna's Superbowl outfit (if you can call the cast of Verdi's Aida trampling the hems of a giant gold doona an ''outfit'') would have done him proud.
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