Well sports fans, it's that time of the year again when we can start thinking about Queensland.
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Yes, it's true we only care about the Sunshine State when we southerners are planning what's the cheapest way to visit all its theme parks.
But the Canetoads do have a purpose in life and it's called State of Origin.
Unfortunately for us down here, the Canetoads are only too quick to tell us that they've won 10 of the past 11 series (Ah, 2014, how I miss you!).
But there's no Billy Slater and therefore no hope.
The Border Mail's Ellen Ebsary is a proud Canetoad, while colleague Andrew Moir is a Cockroach through and through.
Blow that whistle ref, blow that whistle.
- Special thanks to SportsPower Albury for the NSW State of Origin jumper and Josh Cale at the Astor Hotel Motel in Albury for the Queensland jumper.