On the Wallaby | Climate change evangelist

The headline act in pushing the ravages of climate change, former US vice-president, Al Gore, has admitted that he has been inspired by God to spread the gospel and save the world from environmental devastation.

Well so say the reports which are surely, surely, hopefully, fake news.

If not, how fortunate are we to have a green Billy Graham to leads us to environmental salvation?

Just in time we have had divine intervention to help save the Koalas along the New South Wales coast who were going to run out of Manna gums due to inundation.

OUT OF OUR DEPTH: If the reports are true, and Al Gore is indeed our environmental saviour, we may be able to turn the tide of climate change with a prayer. However, the fate of the atheist is uncertain.

OUT OF OUR DEPTH: If the reports are true, and Al Gore is indeed our environmental saviour, we may be able to turn the tide of climate change with a prayer. However, the fate of the atheist is uncertain.

Those living in low areas of Melbourne and Sydney will be able to pray to hold back the tide.

In addition, they will now be able to elicit the help of the Green member for Melbourne to lead a vigil.

Also the wading birds badly affected by the devastation of the Murray Darling basin are sure to see their ponds rise due to an environmental miracle.

If you are not a card-carrying believer in God, your climate fate is as yet undetermined.

However buying a boat or water-wings could be prudent.

Dairy Disparity

The disparity in dairy supply season opening prices has the potential to cause major movement in company loyalties.

Take for instance the Murray Goulburn opening price of $4/70 kg/solids and the Bega price of $5.50 kg/solids on the production of 100 cows - the difference is about $160 a day.

For a 300-cow herd the figure is $480 a day or $14,400 a month.

For sure Murray Goulburn’s final price will be much higher but with cash flow being a major budgetary factor the financial pressure is red hot. 

Just for a laugh

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world.  

“Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar coin in one hand and 50 cent 20 cent coin in the other.

He then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the 70 cents and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber.

“That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the milk bar demolishing a huge ice cream cone.

 “Hey, son, may I ask you a question?  

“Why did you take the 70 cents instead of the dollar?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over.”