Father Brendan’s Thursday Thoughts | OPINION, May 17, 2017

May 18 2017 - 1:18pm

A CONMAN walks into a bar and shouts, “One beer thanks!” so the bartender serves him his beer and says, “That will be $7 thanks!” The conman looks at him and laughs and says, “What are you talking about? I just paid you!” Not sure what to say, the bartender replies, “Oh, I am sorry!” Twenty minutes later the conman walks up to the bar and says to the same bartender, “One beer thanks!” so the bartender serves him his beer and says, “That will be $7 thanks!” “What?” says the conman with a surprised look on his face; “What do you mean $7? I just paid you!” The bartender is again confused and replies “I’m sorry, I just forgot again.” A third time the conman goes to the bartender and says, “One beer thanks!” The bartender pulls the drink and says “Now, I’m not giving this beer to you until I get your money first!” The conman laughs, then says, “Your funny. Now give me back my change will you!” 

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